Toys for Christmas - Worldview Answers

World Views Toys

• Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins.

• Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins.

• Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.

• Anglican - They were our toys first.

• Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.

• Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.

• Atheism - There is no toy maker.

• Polytheism - There are many toy makers.

• Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.

• Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys.

• Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to jail if we catch you selling yours.

• B'Hai - All toys are just fine with us.

• Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.

• Taoism - The doll is as important as the dump truck.

• Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.

• Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second.

• Hedonism - To heck with the rule book!? Let's play!

• Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.

• 7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.

• Church of Christ - He whose toys make music, loses.

• Baptist - Once played, always played.

• Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.

• Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins.

• Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.

• Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.

• Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them.

• Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference.

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