World Views Toys
• Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins.
• Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins.
• Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
• Anglican - They were our toys first.
• Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.
• Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
• Atheism - There is no toy maker.
• Polytheism - There are many toy makers.
• Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.
• Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys.
• Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to jail if we catch you selling yours.
• B'Hai - All toys are just fine with us.
• Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
• Taoism - The doll is as important as the dump truck.
• Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
• Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second.
• Hedonism - To heck with the rule book!? Let's play!
• Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.
• 7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
• Church of Christ - He whose toys make music, loses.
• Baptist - Once played, always played.
• Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
• Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins.
• Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.
• Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.
• Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them.
• Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference.
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